Monster report: scaling
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2025-07-18T23:17:01Z[UTC]
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Total monsters: 2327
scaling monsters: 436/2327
DNA bank donated: 434/436
Total Eggs Donated: 29986/43600
DNA bank completed: 262/434
DNA bank incomplete: 172/434
DNA bank missing: 2/436
fax net available: 232/436
fax net missing: 204/436
unavailable from any sharing source: 2/436
Last egg check: 2025-07-18T23:17:01Z[UTC]
Last fax check: 2025-07-18T12:00:01Z[UTC]
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DNA bank complete
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573 - black cat
578 - usher
580 - bellhop
581 - Ourang-Outang
582 - Ancient Mariner
584 - toothless mastiff bitch
709 - digital underground dweller
710 - velvet underground dweller
721 - ambulatory pirate
728 - mutant gila monster
750 - mutant whistle-carving elf
752 - Mob Penguin enforcer
754 - Mob Penguin racketeer
755 - Mob Penguin hitpenguin
756 - Mob Penguin psychopath
863 - pumpkin tree
899 - amateur elf
901 - propaganda-spewin' elf
904 - Mob Penguin Kneecapper
909 - Mesmerizing Penguin
911 - Black-and-White-Ops Penguin
912 - Cement Cobbler Penguin
969 - angry bassist
970 - evil ex-girlfriend
971 - peeved roommate
972 - blue-haired girl
1084 - unhinged survivor
1085 - grizzled survivor
1086 - whiny survivor
1089 - primitive survivor
1090 - cat-alien
1091 - dog-alien
1092 - alielf
1093 - dogcat
1096 - alien hamsterpus
1097 - mutated alielf
1098 - mutated alielephant
1099 - antique database server
1125 - Sorrowful Hickory
1131 - Marvin J. Sunny
1133 - Marcus Macurgeon
1136 - Hugo Von Douchington
1137 - Wacky Zack Flacky
1138 - Dolores D. Smiley
1139 - Vivian Vibrian Vumian Varr
1160 - baa-relief sheep
1163 - Baa'baa'bu'ran
1164 - four-shadowed mime
1186 - Black Crayon Man
1187 - Black Crayon Beast
1188 - Black Crayon Golem
1189 - Black Crayon Undead Thing
1190 - Black Crayon Manloid
1191 - Black Crayon Beetle
1192 - Black Crayon Hippy
1193 - Black Crayon Frat Orc
1194 - Black Crayon Demon
1195 - Black Crayon Shambling Monstrosity
1196 - Black Crayon Fish
1197 - Black Crayon Goblin
1198 - Black Crayon Pirate
1199 - Black Crayon Flower
1200 - Black Crayon Spiraling Shape
1201 - Black Crayon Crimbo Elf
1202 - Black Crayon Mer-kin
1203 - Black Crayon Slime
1204 - Black Crayon Penguin
1205 - Black Crayon Elemental
1206 - Black Crayon Constellation
1207 - Black Crayon Hobo
1259 - quality control animelf
1261 - sign-twirling Crimbo elf
1355 - dweebie
1360 - X-fingered Shop Teacher
1444 - stiff disco dancer
1448 - vandal kid
1449 - kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating
1450 - suburban security civilian
1452 - depressing French accordionist
1457 - spirit pea
1461 - Possessed Can of Linguine-Os
1462 - Frozen Bag of Tortellini
1463 - Possessed Jar of Alphredo™
1464 - Box of Crafty Dinner
1465 - Possessed Can of Creepy Pasta
1468 - High-Ranking Warbear Officer
1504 - Medieval strawman debator
1506 - Medieval potter
1508 - Medieval stucco artisan
1509 - Medieval mug apprentice
1539 - amok putty
1566 - Sloppy Seconds Burger
1567 - Sloppy Seconds Cocktail
1568 - Sloppy Seconds Sundae
1585 - Government agent
1586 - perimeter defense sphere
1587 - illegal alien
1588 - space beast
1594 - droll
1595 - Adventurer echo
1599 - freshwater bonefish
1600 - alley catfish
1615 - Mob Penguin entrepreneur
1616 - hep cat
1620 - banjoccultist
1623 - Gladiator
1624 - Sadiator
1625 - Madiator
1626 - Radiator
1631 - They
1633 - government scientist
1634 - lab monkey
1635 - creepy little girl
1637 - Venus mantrap
1638 - bigface
1639 - smoke monster
1640 - Mercenary of Fortune
1641 - T-9000
1643 - jet-ski bandit
1644 - Z-Rex
1648 - exo-suited miner
1650 - ambulatory robo-minecart
1659 - craggy bartender
1660 - tetched prospector
1661 - cowskeleton
1766 - Cbzzter the Grisly Bear
1767 - Skeezy the Jug Rat
1768 - Gurgle the Turgle
1771 - Lovestruck Tropical Honeymooners
1773 - Resort Waiter
1794 - SMOOCH private
1796 - SMOOCH general
1846 - Understudy
1859 - Performer of Actions
1860 - Thinker of Thoughts
1861 - Perceiver of Sensations
1864 - unstable nuclear Crimbot
1903 - hired gun
1906 - restless ghost
1908 - mountain lion
1913 - caugr
1914 - pyrobove
1916 - moomy
1928 - aggressive grass snake
1930 - menacing rodeo clown
1933 - grizzled rodeo clown
1935 - Witchess Pawn
1936 - Witchess Knight
1938 - Witchess Rook
1939 - Witchess Queen
1940 - Witchess King
1941 - Witchess Witch
1942 - Witchess Bishop
1943 - Cinco de Mayo reveler
1959 - Apathetic Tyrannosaurus
1960 - Assembly Elemental
1961 - Cro-Magnon Gnoll
1962 - Ancient Skeleton with Skin still on it
1964 - Krakrox the Barbarian
1971 - Arizona bark scorpion
1974 - Eldritch Tentacle
1993 - obsessively imagining your worst phobias
1995 - imagining how your life would be better if you'd made different decisions
1998 - the most embarrassing moment in your entire life
1999 - what you totally should have said that one time
2005 - penguin mafioso
2006 - simple hobo
2042 - silent scream
2043 - mouthless murmur
2044 - cheerless mime functionary
2048 - cheerless mime executive
2089 - biker
2090 - "plain" girl
2091 - jock
2092 - party girl
2093 - burnout
2099 - wild walrus
2101 - wild moose
2102 - wild beaver
2103 - wild reindeer
2104 - sausage goblin
2257 - Drink-Delivery Trainbot
2264 - Slag-Processing Trainbot
2265 - Steam-Routing Trainbot
2271 - shadow bat
2272 - shadow cow
2273 - shadow devil
2274 - shadow guy
2275 - shadow hexagon
2276 - shadow orb
2277 - shadow prism
2278 - shadow slab
2279 - shadow snake
2280 - shadow spider
2281 - shadow stalk
2282 - shadow tree
2329 - flagellating mantis
2330 - beetle
2336 - Tooth Golem
2392 - Elf Guard conscript
2393 - Elf Guard convict
2394 - Elf Guard private
2395 - Crimbuccaneer new recruit
2396 - robot maid
2397 - wardrobe robot
2398 - exercise robot
2402 - Boltsmann security robot
2404 - clerical robot
2405 - Crimbuccaneer military school dropout
2406 - Crimbuccaneer navigator
2407 - Crimbuccaneer mudlark
2408 - Crimbuccaneer vice-captain
2409 - Elf Guard strategist
2410 - Elf Guard requisitions officer
2411 - Elf Guard general
2412 - Crimbuccaneer lamplighter
2413 - Crimbuccaneer bombjack
2414 - Crimbuccaneer rigging rigger
2415 - Elf Guard fuel courier
2416 - Elf Guard ordnance packer
2417 - Elf Guard engineer
2418 - Crimbuccaneer barrrback
2419 - Crimbuccaneer grognard
2420 - Crimbuccaneer bar brawler
2421 - Elf Guard sanitation officer
2422 - Elf Guard chemist
2423 - Elf Guard shore leave specialist
2424 - Elf Guard desserter
2425 - Elf Guard provisioner
2426 - Elf Guard steward
2427 - Crimbuccaneer fruit plunderer
2428 - Crimbuccaneer whalehunter
2429 - Crimbuccaneer retiree
2430 - Crimbuccaneer freebooter
2431 - Crimbuccaneer scrimshander
2432 - Crimbuccaneer carpenter
2433 - Elf Guard arctic seal
2434 - Elf Guard armorer
2435 - Elf Guard Red and White Beret
2436 - Crimbuccaneer privateer
2447 - ewe
2448 - messenger RNA
2449 - flailing flagellate
2450 - proto-protozoa
2451 - herd of archaea
2452 - yeast gang
2475 - feral bunny
2476 - chocolate chicken
2477 - moai
2478 - giant snake
2479 - giant potato
2480 - giant potato snake
2482 - spectre of war
2483 - Brandonian loyalist
2484 - Section 11
2485 - gravy slime
2486 - pumpkin spice wraith
2487 - possessed can of cream of mushroom soup
2488 - possessed can of green beans
2489 - magically-animated snowman
2490 - Christmas treant
2491 - self-driving sleigh
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DNA bank incomplete
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579 - raven - 89/100
583 - Kubla Khan - 90/100
585 - angry poet - 16/100
586 - roller-skating Muse - 52/100
587 - can-can dancer - 67/100
588 - master of ceremonies - 81/100
589 - courtesan - 84/100
590 - voyeuristic artist - 79/100
591 - sensitive poet-type - 76/100
708 - weather underground dweller - 88/100
711 - spelunking astronaut - 90/100
712 - dwarvish gnome - 93/100
720 - migratory pirate - 83/100
722 - peripatetic pirate - 75/100
726 - mutant rattlesnake - 84/100
727 - mutant saguaro - 74/100
729 - swarm of mutant fire ants - 80/100
747 - mutant gift-wrapping elf - 60/100
748 - mutant doll-dressing elf - 86/100
749 - mutant cookie-baking elf - 85/100
751 - mutant circuit-soldering elf - 74/100
753 - Mob Penguin goon (2008) - 80/100
861 - toilet-papered tree - 86/100
862 - fur tree - 55/100
864 - deadwood tree - 51/100
865 - hangman's tree - 84/100
894 - monkey wrenchin' elf - 45/100
895 - saboteur elf - 67/100
896 - provocateur elf - 83/100
897 - raconteur elf - 59/100
898 - auteur elf - 32/100
900 - bolt-cuttin' elf - 84/100
905 - Mob Penguin Arsonist - 77/100
906 - Mob Penguin Goon (2009) - 83/100
907 - Mob Penguin Caporegime - 73/100
908 - Mob Penguin Demolitionist - 57/100
910 - Undercover Penguin - 43/100
973 - random scenester - 87/100
1087 - unlikely survivor - 91/100
1088 - overarmed survivor - 92/100
1094 - hamsterpus - 80/100
1095 - ferrelf - 90/100
1122 - Whimpering Willow - 91/100
1123 - Suffering Juniper - 83/100
1124 - Tormented Baobab - 91/100
1126 - Woeful Magnolia - 91/100
1129 - Mortimer Strauss - 41/100
1130 - Bettie Barulio - 4/100
1132 - Wonderful Winifred Wongle - 92/100
1140 - Brock "Rocky" Flox - 91/100
1159 - stone temple pirate - 64/100
1161 - craven carven raven - 57/100
1251 - plastic-extruding animelf - 59/100
1252 - tiny-screwing animelf - 71/100
1253 - circuit-soldering animelf - 68/100
1260 - toy assembling animelf - 71/100
1262 - taco-clad Crimbo elf - 78/100
1263 - tacobuilding elf - 61/100
1354 - wastoid - 78/100
1356 - sporto - 80/100
1357 - motorhead - 89/100
1358 - out-of-control bandsaw - 86/100
1359 - deadly vise - 90/100
1361 - screw golem - 82/100
1362 - demonic jigsaw - 91/100
1363 - Bunsen burner and beaker - 78/100
1364 - dropped base - 83/100
1365 - sodium golem - 92/100
1366 - possessed eyewashing station - 54/100
1367 - rulergheist - 91/100
1368 - clay golem - 90/100
1369 - misproportioned portrait - 89/100
1370 - wire sculpture - 90/100
1423 - François Verte, Art Teacher - 86/100
1424 - Mrs. K, the Chemistry Teacher - 83/100
1445 - awkward disco dancer - 14/100
1446 - flexible disco dancer - 92/100
1453 - lively Cajun accordionist - 60/100
1454 - quirky indie-rock accordionist - 80/100
1456 - spirit bedbug - 91/100
1458 - spirit faucet - 79/100
1459 - Warbear Foot Soldier - 87/100
1467 - Warbear Officer - 49/100
1505 - Medieval leather mug salesman - 92/100
1507 - Medieval dung peddler - 28/100
1536 - Thinknerd Sorting Robot - 85/100
1537 - Thinknerd Moving Robot - 93/100
1538 - Thinknerd Packing Robot - 90/100
1592 - pterodactyl - 68/100
1593 - sabre-toothed kiwi - 69/100
1597 - giant isopod - 87/100
1598 - gourmet gourami - 86/100
1601 - piranhadon - 91/100
1617 - cigarette girl - 90/100
1618 - Moonshriner - 92/100
1619 - unstill - 75/100
1627 - cheap strix - 93/100
1628 - hypocritical medicus - 92/100
1636 - super-sized Cola Wars soldier - 67/100
1642 - damned dirty ape - 17/100
1645 - superdupervirus - 82/100
1649 - semi-autonomous drill unit - 91/100
1656 - gamblin' man - 92/100
1657 - animated spittoon - 92/100
1658 - outlaw behind an table - 93/100
1662 - nest of rattlers - 91/100
1772 - Drunken Tropical Vacationer - 87/100
1795 - SMOOCH sergeant - 75/100
1841 - Richard X - 84/100
1842 - Groundling - 90/100
1843 - Hamlet - 89/100
1844 - Othello - 92/100
1845 - Ye Olde Key Grippe - 84/100
1847 - ghost actor - 90/100
1862 - armored Crimbot - 88/100
1863 - sparking Crimbot - 77/100
1899 - drunk cowpoke - 82/100
1900 - surly gambler - 93/100
1901 - wannabe gunslinger - 86/100
1902 - cow cultist - 71/100
1904 - camp cook - 33/100
1905 - skeletal gunslinger - 72/100
1907 - buzzard - 90/100
1909 - grizzled bear - 76/100
1910 - diamondback rattler - 52/100
1911 - coal snake - 68/100
1912 - frontwinder - 91/100
1915 - spidercow - 56/100
1926 - furious cow - 89/100
1927 - emaciated rodeo clown - 90/100
1929 - furious giant cow - 91/100
1931 - prince snake - 91/100
1932 - ungulith - 74/100
1934 - king snake - 91/100
1963 - Wooly Duck - 92/100
1967 - board games elemental - 88/100
1968 - nerd rapper - 86/100
1969 - stumbling-drunk congoer (male) - 74/100
1970 - swimming pool monster - 67/100
1972 - stumbling-drunk congoer (female) - 76/100
1994 - the realization that everyone you love will die someday - 90/100
1996 - fear of an uncertain future - 74/100
1997 - that time you screwed everything up like a complete idiot - 67/100
2000 - endless winter - 87/100
2001 - the abstract concept of poverty - 76/100
2002 - angry viking warriors - 91/100
2003 - bottle of cheap whiskey - 91/100
2004 - the Crimborg - 87/100
2024 - Villainous Minion - 91/100
2041 - voiceless whisper - 87/100
2045 - cheerless mime scientist - 77/100
2046 - cheerless mime soldier - 56/100
2047 - cheerless mime vizier - 69/100
2100 - herd of wild lemmings - 90/100
2137 - invader bullet - 86/100
2254 - Brake-Operating Trainbot - 90/100
2255 - Track-Switching Trainbot - 88/100
2256 - Ping-Pong-Playing Trainbot - 86/100
2258 - Luggage-Handling Trainbot - 79/100
2259 - Ticket-Checking Trainbot - 79/100
2260 - Table-Waiting Trainbot - 88/100
2261 - Wine-Pairing Trainbot - 87/100
2262 - Table-Bussing Trainbot - 84/100
2263 - Coal-Shoveling Trainbot - 88/100
2268 - Met - 87/100
2269 - Tackle Fire - 76/100
2270 - Blader - 73/100
2331 - terrorantula - 90/100
2399 - Spring Bros. security robot - 35/100
2400 - automated solenoid press - 92/100
2401 - janitor robot - 91/100
2403 - automated bearing foundry - 89/100
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DNA bank missing
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902 - wire-crossin' elf
1945 - Source Agent
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fax available
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584 - toothless mastiff bitch - OnlyFax
585 - angry poet - Easyfax
710 - velvet underground dweller - Easyfax
720 - migratory pirate - Easyfax
721 - ambulatory pirate - Easyfax
722 - peripatetic pirate - Easyfax
726 - mutant rattlesnake - Easyfax
727 - mutant saguaro - Easyfax
729 - swarm of mutant fire ants - Easyfax
750 - mutant whistle-carving elf - Easyfax
752 - Mob Penguin enforcer - Easyfax
753 - Mob Penguin goon (2008) - OnlyFax, Easyfax
754 - Mob Penguin racketeer - Easyfax
755 - Mob Penguin hitpenguin - Easyfax
756 - Mob Penguin psychopath - Easyfax
861 - toilet-papered tree - Easyfax
862 - fur tree - Easyfax
864 - deadwood tree - Easyfax
894 - monkey wrenchin' elf - OnlyFax, Easyfax
895 - saboteur elf - Easyfax
896 - provocateur elf - Easyfax
897 - raconteur elf - Easyfax
898 - auteur elf - Easyfax
899 - amateur elf - Easyfax
900 - bolt-cuttin' elf - OnlyFax, Easyfax
901 - propaganda-spewin' elf - OnlyFax, Easyfax
904 - Mob Penguin Kneecapper - Easyfax
905 - Mob Penguin Arsonist - Easyfax
906 - Mob Penguin Goon (2009) - OnlyFax, Easyfax
907 - Mob Penguin Caporegime - Easyfax
908 - Mob Penguin Demolitionist - Easyfax
909 - Mesmerizing Penguin - OnlyFax, Easyfax
910 - Undercover Penguin - OnlyFax, Easyfax
911 - Black-and-White-Ops Penguin - OnlyFax, Easyfax
912 - Cement Cobbler Penguin - OnlyFax, Easyfax
969 - angry bassist - Easyfax
970 - evil ex-girlfriend - Easyfax
971 - peeved roommate - Easyfax
972 - blue-haired girl - Easyfax
973 - random scenester - Easyfax
1085 - grizzled survivor - Easyfax
1086 - whiny survivor - Easyfax
1095 - ferrelf - Easyfax
1099 - antique database server - Easyfax
1163 - Baa'baa'bu'ran - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1164 - four-shadowed mime - Easyfax
1188 - Black Crayon Golem - Easyfax
1192 - Black Crayon Hippy - Easyfax
1194 - Black Crayon Demon - Easyfax
1196 - Black Crayon Fish - Easyfax
1197 - Black Crayon Goblin - Easyfax
1198 - Black Crayon Pirate - Easyfax
1200 - Black Crayon Spiraling Shape - Easyfax
1201 - Black Crayon Crimbo Elf - Easyfax
1203 - Black Crayon Slime - Easyfax
1204 - Black Crayon Penguin - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1205 - Black Crayon Elemental - Easyfax
1206 - Black Crayon Constellation - Easyfax
1251 - plastic-extruding animelf - Easyfax
1252 - tiny-screwing animelf - Easyfax
1253 - circuit-soldering animelf - Easyfax
1259 - quality control animelf - Easyfax
1260 - toy assembling animelf - Easyfax
1261 - sign-twirling Crimbo elf - Easyfax
1262 - taco-clad Crimbo elf - Easyfax
1263 - tacobuilding elf - Easyfax
1360 - X-fingered Shop Teacher - Easyfax
1423 - François Verte, Art Teacher - Easyfax
1424 - Mrs. K, the Chemistry Teacher - Easyfax
1444 - stiff disco dancer - Easyfax
1445 - awkward disco dancer - Easyfax
1446 - flexible disco dancer - Easyfax
1452 - depressing French accordionist - Easyfax
1453 - lively Cajun accordionist - Easyfax
1454 - quirky indie-rock accordionist - Easyfax
1456 - spirit bedbug - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1457 - spirit pea - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1458 - spirit faucet - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1459 - Warbear Foot Soldier - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1461 - Possessed Can of Linguine-Os - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1462 - Frozen Bag of Tortellini - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1463 - Possessed Jar of Alphredo™ - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1464 - Box of Crafty Dinner - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1465 - Possessed Can of Creepy Pasta - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1467 - Warbear Officer - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1468 - High-Ranking Warbear Officer - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1505 - Medieval leather mug salesman - Easyfax
1539 - amok putty - Easyfax
1585 - Government agent - Easyfax
1586 - perimeter defense sphere - Easyfax
1587 - illegal alien - Easyfax
1588 - space beast - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1592 - pterodactyl - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1593 - sabre-toothed kiwi - Easyfax
1594 - droll - Easyfax
1595 - Adventurer echo - Easyfax
1615 - Mob Penguin entrepreneur - Easyfax
1616 - hep cat - Easyfax
1617 - cigarette girl - Easyfax
1618 - Moonshriner - Easyfax
1619 - unstill - Easyfax
1620 - banjoccultist - Easyfax
1623 - Gladiator - Easyfax
1624 - Sadiator - Easyfax
1625 - Madiator - Easyfax
1626 - Radiator - Easyfax
1627 - cheap strix - Easyfax
1628 - hypocritical medicus - Easyfax
1631 - They - Easyfax
1633 - government scientist - Easyfax
1640 - Mercenary of Fortune - Easyfax
1641 - T-9000 - Easyfax
1642 - damned dirty ape - Easyfax
1643 - jet-ski bandit - Easyfax
1644 - Z-Rex - Easyfax
1645 - superdupervirus - Easyfax
1648 - exo-suited miner - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1649 - semi-autonomous drill unit - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1650 - ambulatory robo-minecart - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1656 - gamblin' man - Easyfax
1657 - animated spittoon - Easyfax
1658 - outlaw behind an table - Easyfax
1659 - craggy bartender - Easyfax
1660 - tetched prospector - Easyfax
1661 - cowskeleton - Easyfax
1662 - nest of rattlers - Easyfax
1841 - Richard X - OnlyFax
1859 - Performer of Actions - Easyfax
1860 - Thinker of Thoughts - Easyfax
1861 - Perceiver of Sensations - Easyfax
1862 - armored Crimbot - Easyfax
1863 - sparking Crimbot - Easyfax
1899 - drunk cowpoke - OnlyFax
1900 - surly gambler - OnlyFax
1901 - wannabe gunslinger - OnlyFax
1902 - cow cultist - OnlyFax
1903 - hired gun - OnlyFax
1904 - camp cook - OnlyFax
1905 - skeletal gunslinger - OnlyFax
1906 - restless ghost - OnlyFax
1907 - buzzard - OnlyFax
1908 - mountain lion - OnlyFax
1909 - grizzled bear - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1910 - diamondback rattler - OnlyFax
1911 - coal snake - OnlyFax
1912 - frontwinder - OnlyFax
1913 - caugr - OnlyFax
1914 - pyrobove - OnlyFax
1915 - spidercow - OnlyFax
1916 - moomy - OnlyFax
1928 - aggressive grass snake - Easyfax
1929 - furious giant cow - Easyfax
1932 - ungulith - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1933 - grizzled rodeo clown - Easyfax
1936 - Witchess Knight - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1940 - Witchess King - Easyfax
1941 - Witchess Witch - OnlyFax
1942 - Witchess Bishop - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1943 - Cinco de Mayo reveler - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1964 - Krakrox the Barbarian - Easyfax
1967 - board games elemental - OnlyFax
1968 - nerd rapper - Easyfax
1969 - stumbling-drunk congoer (male) - Easyfax
1971 - Arizona bark scorpion - OnlyFax, Easyfax
1974 - Eldritch Tentacle - Easyfax
1995 - imagining how your life would be better if you'd made different decisions - Easyfax
2004 - the Crimborg - Easyfax
2024 - Villainous Minion - OnlyFax
2041 - voiceless whisper - OnlyFax, Easyfax
2042 - silent scream - OnlyFax
2043 - mouthless murmur - OnlyFax
2044 - cheerless mime functionary - OnlyFax
2045 - cheerless mime scientist - OnlyFax
2046 - cheerless mime soldier - OnlyFax
2047 - cheerless mime vizier - OnlyFax
2048 - cheerless mime executive - OnlyFax, Easyfax
2254 - Brake-Operating Trainbot - OnlyFax
2255 - Track-Switching Trainbot - OnlyFax
2256 - Ping-Pong-Playing Trainbot - OnlyFax
2257 - Drink-Delivery Trainbot - OnlyFax
2258 - Luggage-Handling Trainbot - OnlyFax
2259 - Ticket-Checking Trainbot - OnlyFax
2260 - Table-Waiting Trainbot - OnlyFax
2261 - Wine-Pairing Trainbot - OnlyFax
2262 - Table-Bussing Trainbot - OnlyFax
2263 - Coal-Shoveling Trainbot - OnlyFax
2264 - Slag-Processing Trainbot - OnlyFax
2265 - Steam-Routing Trainbot - OnlyFax
2278 - shadow slab - Easyfax
2392 - Elf Guard conscript - OnlyFax
2393 - Elf Guard convict - OnlyFax
2394 - Elf Guard private - OnlyFax
2395 - Crimbuccaneer new recruit - OnlyFax
2396 - robot maid - Easyfax
2397 - wardrobe robot - OnlyFax
2405 - Crimbuccaneer military school dropout - OnlyFax
2406 - Crimbuccaneer navigator - OnlyFax
2407 - Crimbuccaneer mudlark - OnlyFax
2408 - Crimbuccaneer vice-captain - OnlyFax
2409 - Elf Guard strategist - OnlyFax
2410 - Elf Guard requisitions officer - OnlyFax
2411 - Elf Guard general - OnlyFax
2412 - Crimbuccaneer lamplighter - OnlyFax
2413 - Crimbuccaneer bombjack - OnlyFax
2414 - Crimbuccaneer rigging rigger - OnlyFax
2415 - Elf Guard fuel courier - OnlyFax
2416 - Elf Guard ordnance packer - OnlyFax
2417 - Elf Guard engineer - OnlyFax
2418 - Crimbuccaneer barrrback - OnlyFax
2419 - Crimbuccaneer grognard - OnlyFax
2420 - Crimbuccaneer bar brawler - OnlyFax
2421 - Elf Guard sanitation officer - OnlyFax
2422 - Elf Guard chemist - OnlyFax
2423 - Elf Guard shore leave specialist - OnlyFax
2424 - Elf Guard desserter - OnlyFax
2425 - Elf Guard provisioner - OnlyFax
2426 - Elf Guard steward - OnlyFax, Easyfax
2427 - Crimbuccaneer fruit plunderer - OnlyFax, Easyfax
2428 - Crimbuccaneer whalehunter - OnlyFax
2429 - Crimbuccaneer retiree - OnlyFax
2430 - Crimbuccaneer freebooter - OnlyFax
2431 - Crimbuccaneer scrimshander - OnlyFax
2432 - Crimbuccaneer carpenter - OnlyFax
2433 - Elf Guard arctic seal - OnlyFax
2434 - Elf Guard armorer - OnlyFax
2435 - Elf Guard Red and White Beret - OnlyFax
2436 - Crimbuccaneer privateer - OnlyFax, Easyfax
2477 - moai - OnlyFax, Easyfax
2479 - giant potato - OnlyFax, Easyfax
2484 - Section 11 - OnlyFax, Easyfax
2486 - pumpkin spice wraith - OnlyFax, Easyfax
2489 - magically-animated snowman - OnlyFax, Easyfax
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fax missing
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573 - black cat
578 - usher
579 - raven
580 - bellhop
581 - Ourang-Outang
582 - Ancient Mariner
583 - Kubla Khan
586 - roller-skating Muse
587 - can-can dancer
588 - master of ceremonies
589 - courtesan
590 - voyeuristic artist
591 - sensitive poet-type
708 - weather underground dweller
709 - digital underground dweller
711 - spelunking astronaut
712 - dwarvish gnome
728 - mutant gila monster
747 - mutant gift-wrapping elf
748 - mutant doll-dressing elf
749 - mutant cookie-baking elf
751 - mutant circuit-soldering elf
863 - pumpkin tree
865 - hangman's tree
902 - wire-crossin' elf
1084 - unhinged survivor
1087 - unlikely survivor
1088 - overarmed survivor
1089 - primitive survivor
1090 - cat-alien
1091 - dog-alien
1092 - alielf
1093 - dogcat
1094 - hamsterpus
1096 - alien hamsterpus
1097 - mutated alielf
1098 - mutated alielephant
1122 - Whimpering Willow
1123 - Suffering Juniper
1124 - Tormented Baobab
1125 - Sorrowful Hickory
1126 - Woeful Magnolia
1129 - Mortimer Strauss
1130 - Bettie Barulio
1131 - Marvin J. Sunny
1132 - Wonderful Winifred Wongle
1133 - Marcus Macurgeon
1136 - Hugo Von Douchington
1137 - Wacky Zack Flacky
1138 - Dolores D. Smiley
1139 - Vivian Vibrian Vumian Varr
1140 - Brock "Rocky" Flox
1159 - stone temple pirate
1160 - baa-relief sheep
1161 - craven carven raven
1186 - Black Crayon Man
1187 - Black Crayon Beast
1189 - Black Crayon Undead Thing
1190 - Black Crayon Manloid
1191 - Black Crayon Beetle
1193 - Black Crayon Frat Orc
1195 - Black Crayon Shambling Monstrosity
1199 - Black Crayon Flower
1202 - Black Crayon Mer-kin
1207 - Black Crayon Hobo
1354 - wastoid
1355 - dweebie
1356 - sporto
1357 - motorhead
1358 - out-of-control bandsaw
1359 - deadly vise
1361 - screw golem
1362 - demonic jigsaw
1363 - Bunsen burner and beaker
1364 - dropped base
1365 - sodium golem
1366 - possessed eyewashing station
1367 - rulergheist
1368 - clay golem
1369 - misproportioned portrait
1370 - wire sculpture
1448 - vandal kid
1449 - kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating
1450 - suburban security civilian
1504 - Medieval strawman debator
1506 - Medieval potter
1507 - Medieval dung peddler
1508 - Medieval stucco artisan
1509 - Medieval mug apprentice
1536 - Thinknerd Sorting Robot
1537 - Thinknerd Moving Robot
1538 - Thinknerd Packing Robot
1566 - Sloppy Seconds Burger
1567 - Sloppy Seconds Cocktail
1568 - Sloppy Seconds Sundae
1597 - giant isopod
1598 - gourmet gourami
1599 - freshwater bonefish
1600 - alley catfish
1601 - piranhadon
1634 - lab monkey
1635 - creepy little girl
1636 - super-sized Cola Wars soldier
1637 - Venus mantrap
1638 - bigface
1639 - smoke monster
1766 - Cbzzter the Grisly Bear
1767 - Skeezy the Jug Rat
1768 - Gurgle the Turgle
1771 - Lovestruck Tropical Honeymooners
1772 - Drunken Tropical Vacationer
1773 - Resort Waiter
1794 - SMOOCH private
1795 - SMOOCH sergeant
1796 - SMOOCH general
1842 - Groundling
1843 - Hamlet
1844 - Othello
1845 - Ye Olde Key Grippe
1846 - Understudy
1847 - ghost actor
1864 - unstable nuclear Crimbot
1926 - furious cow
1927 - emaciated rodeo clown
1930 - menacing rodeo clown
1931 - prince snake
1934 - king snake
1935 - Witchess Pawn
1938 - Witchess Rook
1939 - Witchess Queen
1945 - Source Agent
1959 - Apathetic Tyrannosaurus
1960 - Assembly Elemental
1961 - Cro-Magnon Gnoll
1962 - Ancient Skeleton with Skin still on it
1963 - Wooly Duck
1970 - swimming pool monster
1972 - stumbling-drunk congoer (female)
1993 - obsessively imagining your worst phobias
1994 - the realization that everyone you love will die someday
1996 - fear of an uncertain future
1997 - that time you screwed everything up like a complete idiot
1998 - the most embarrassing moment in your entire life
1999 - what you totally should have said that one time
2000 - endless winter
2001 - the abstract concept of poverty
2002 - angry viking warriors
2003 - bottle of cheap whiskey
2005 - penguin mafioso
2006 - simple hobo
2089 - biker
2090 - "plain" girl
2091 - jock
2092 - party girl
2093 - burnout
2099 - wild walrus
2100 - herd of wild lemmings
2101 - wild moose
2102 - wild beaver
2103 - wild reindeer
2104 - sausage goblin
2137 - invader bullet
2268 - Met
2269 - Tackle Fire
2270 - Blader
2271 - shadow bat
2272 - shadow cow
2273 - shadow devil
2274 - shadow guy
2275 - shadow hexagon
2276 - shadow orb
2277 - shadow prism
2279 - shadow snake
2280 - shadow spider
2281 - shadow stalk
2282 - shadow tree
2329 - flagellating mantis
2330 - beetle
2331 - terrorantula
2336 - Tooth Golem
2398 - exercise robot
2399 - Spring Bros. security robot
2400 - automated solenoid press
2401 - janitor robot
2402 - Boltsmann security robot
2403 - automated bearing foundry
2404 - clerical robot
2447 - ewe
2448 - messenger RNA
2449 - flailing flagellate
2450 - proto-protozoa
2451 - herd of archaea
2452 - yeast gang
2475 - feral bunny
2476 - chocolate chicken
2478 - giant snake
2480 - giant potato snake
2482 - spectre of war
2483 - Brandonian loyalist
2485 - gravy slime
2487 - possessed can of cream of mushroom soup
2488 - possessed can of green beans
2490 - Christmas treant
2491 - self-driving sleigh
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902 - wire-crossin' elf
1945 - Source Agent